Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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roses are red poo is poo

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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