- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Knock knock knock OCD

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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