Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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