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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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