- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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