- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

NEVER

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

FOX News: Fair and balanced

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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