Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Where's my baby??

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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