Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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No

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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