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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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