A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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