How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A gay man watches football.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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