- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.