Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What's worse than this That :(

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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