What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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