I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Waseem is a hard worker.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

What fires shots? A gun

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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