- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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