The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Hello.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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