What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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a man makes a bad joke

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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I'm Coming

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