- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

PENIS that is all

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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