- Anti Joke

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

I'm tired.