A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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