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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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hi penis ham telephone

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

hi penis ham telephone

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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