How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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