What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Cripples are lame.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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