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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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