- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

A house comes around the corner.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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