- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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