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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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