- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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