- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why did the old man die? He was old.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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