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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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