- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

I'm so punny.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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