- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

I have a really funny joke.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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