Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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