- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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