- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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