- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

I like school Said no one ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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