A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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