- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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