Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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