Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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