- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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