- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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