- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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