What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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