Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

My spelling is horrible

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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