What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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