- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What page are you on The gay page.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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