What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you know what time it is? Because I don't wanna be late for class and if you told the time, it will surely help me because I'll be able to arrive early at my class not to mention it would greatly improve my punctuality efforts to help me pass the class this semester. Geez, I remember back in middle school there was a guy name Billy Jones and he used to always be late for class. His name was Billy but we called him Bill. Bill was his nickname but his real name was Billy. Anyways, he was always late for class because he would always make the best barbecue ribs in town.... (45 minutes later...) ....and I told Bill, "Man, if you were to just ask what time it was it would greatly help you in arriving to class early." And he was was like "I know but..."And then I cut him off and I said "But nothing. I don't care what kind of barbecue ribs you make, you just can't do that." So there I was, me and him, sitting down and .... (3 hours later...) ...it was awesome. Boy, I remember back in the early 90's when I was at elementary school, it was a stormy weather and we had to go to class. That's when I met Clarissa. She was a really nice girl and I remember there was a time when... (to be continued....)

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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