A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

What's worse than this That :(

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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