Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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This is an anti-joke.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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women's rights.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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