antonio has a penis head.lol

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Your're racist.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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