- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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