Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Blacks

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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