Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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