- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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