- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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