Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

I have cancer. And you're next.

No your aunties a joke

this website is a bad joke

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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