Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

13 =B you just learned something

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

i wonder who made this website? a human

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Gay republicans

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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