- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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