- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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