What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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