- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Suck pussy

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Knock knock.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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