Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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