- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

someone called someone else a frog

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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