Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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eh

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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