- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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