- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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