In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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