- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Men's rights

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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