- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

your mama so old, shes dead.

woman's rights

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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