Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Equal rights!

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

XD Jackass.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

womens rights

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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