A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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cory

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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