roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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woman's rights

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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