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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

God is real.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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