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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I just threw up..In my pants.

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