The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Suck pussy

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why so serious ?

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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