- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

I just threw up..In my pants.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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