What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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