- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

I am a mime

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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