- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Republicans

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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