- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the economy.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Who wants water? I do.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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