- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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