- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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