- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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