- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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