Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

My spelling is horrible

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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