- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

roses are red poo is poo

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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