- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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