- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

knock knock Goodbye

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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