- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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