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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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