- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

rocky is here again.......................

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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