- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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