- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

William wright is Gay

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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