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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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