- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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