- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

womens rights.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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