Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

star wars kid

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

One time i was sitting down

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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