Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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