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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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