Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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dat shoe shine tho

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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