Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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