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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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