Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

richard is fag

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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