- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Donald Trump

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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