What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why are white people white? I don't know

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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