Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

i hate non minorities!

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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