yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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