Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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