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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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