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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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