Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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