Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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