- Anti Joke

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby