- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Gus's mom

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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