a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Obama = ebola

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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