- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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