- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

binladin walks into the american seals

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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