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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

irish man drinking john smiths

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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