Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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wsde

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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