How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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womens rights

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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