- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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