- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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