- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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