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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A woman walks into a bar.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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