- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do you call a black man? Rob

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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