- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

there was once a jew

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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