- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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