- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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