- Anti Joke

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.