How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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