THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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