Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Anti Joke

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