Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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