A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Raveena Thandhan

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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No soup for you!

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Anti Joke

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