Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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