Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Whats green? The color green.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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