What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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