- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Badabing.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??