- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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