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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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