- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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