- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

hey hey apple

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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