- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Matt is a Duster!

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

No your aunties a joke

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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