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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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