What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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Hello

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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