- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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