Why is my penis rainbow colored?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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