- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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