There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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can you pass the soap?

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i like turtles

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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