- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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