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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

A gay man watches football.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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