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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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