- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

2 black kids walk into school

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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