- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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