- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

roses are red poo is poo

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

irish man drinking john smiths

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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